April 13, 2021

by a NASCAR fanatic - not affiliated with NASCAR

Atlanta is the next stop on the NASCAR circuit and Dale Jr. and Chase Elliott fans are hopeful fro a better showing than the pair had at Daytona. I’m sure Mr. Hendrick is also hoping for a better showing from all of his drivers. I feel like a Jeff Gordon intervention or a John Cena pep-talk is already needed and we’re only one race into this deal. Cena could be all: “You guys know what it feels like to seem invisible in front of millions of people and then have some hottie pop you in the face with her ponytail? Do you? DO YOU?? I’ll tell you this, you guys seemed invisible on Sunday! Are you gonna sit there and take that sh*t? NO!! I’ll tell you what you’re gonna do! You’re gonna climb back in them cars and do what that hot little lady in Talladega Nights so eloquently said when Ricky Bobby was all tapped out: “Ricky Bobby is a driver. He is a doer, and that’s what you need to do. You don’t need to think. You need to drive. You need speed. You need to go out there, and you need to rev your engine. You need to fire it up. You need to grab ahold of that line between speed and chaos, and you need to wrestle it to the ground like a demon cobra. And then, when the fear rises up in your belly, you use it. And you know that fear is powerful, because it has been there for billions of years. And it is good. And you use it. And you ride it; you ride it like a skeleton horse through the gates of hell, and then you win, Ricky. You WIN! And you don’t win for anybody else. You win for you, you know why? Because a man takes what he wants. He takes it all. And you’re a man, aren’t you? Aren’t you?”” Go get ’em boys. Ricky Bobby’s girlfriend says so.


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